Notes To People Emailing Me

  • I am a girl. I don’t have any “member”, “pen1s” or anything similar between my legs. Would I have one, I would probably live with its size.
  • I do not want to get a university diploma from the web
  • I know I joined your blabla fanlisting with the following information
  • My bank doesn’t email me to ask for my password
  • African princes don’t know my email address
  • African princes don’t email random people to ask them to hide millions of dollars for them
  • I don’t have a house and don’t need any mortgage
  • I don’t have any fucking PenPal account
  • I love porn, thanks, but not in my email
  • I have no problems accepting my aging
  • I have no girlfriend
  • If I don’t send this email to 262706 people in the next 15 minutes, 262706 less people will be annoyed by this goddamn chain letter in the next 15 minutes
  • I don’t need a free version of Windows
  • I don’t care what 0EM software is
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