Dream

Note to self #1: cats don’t like wasabi

Note to self #2: assignments due next Wednesday should already be started

Note to self #3: assignments due next Thursday should already be started

Note to self #4: When you have two assignments due during a certain week, start both before the preceding weekend

P.S. What the fuck happened to the comments?

I’m leaving for my parents’ home tomorrow and coming back Thursday! So many days away from this bad-smelling Montreal and into my comfy home where I can happily live like an hermit!

I’ll miss my cat and a certain guy that shall remain nameless.

And now it’s time to go to bed because the bloody bus leaves at 7:30 a.m.

What wouldn’t one do to attract visitors?

I will actually speak of a pussy, the furry, meowing, purring and playing type. Since two weeks, I am the proud owner of a little pest known as Béatrice (bay-ah-triss). I’m too lazy to upload pictures.

She has a tear-jerking way to moew when she wants something and she does everything every kitten you have header of can do: she steals my socks, plays with my eyelashes, tries grabbing the cursor, eats books and paper, pees in my bed and in the plants, climbs up everything she can, tries climbing up everything she can’t (including bare walls)…

She also is awesomely cute and she loves me a lot. When I try sleeping, she’s playing with her toy mice. Playing on the bed is much more fun than playing on the floor, but the real height of fun is to play on me while I’m lying in said bed.

Next week is my week off at university, finally. I’m looking forward to go home and breath some fresh air. Montreal stinks.

I’m looking forward to setting up the new layout and content. I’ve changed some things and I’m quite proud of the result.

I absolutely not feel the need to blog these days.

Don’t worry, girl. Your markup is so awful that nobody will actually steal it if they view the source.

Edit. I cannot help but obeying Jem’s pressure and actually post a link. I tried doing this yesterday but, of course, my cat rebooted my computer.

I’m a member of the Lissa Explains It All Forum, posting less and less because I’m tired of reading “omg but i dont care about accesability and web stendards”. The forum is flooded with questions such as “how do I block right click?” and “how do I hide my source code?” One of the creators of such a thread has attracted my attention and I ended up on VeryUglyGurl.

I tried a speed report and it couldn’t be done because the page exceeds the size allowed on the tool I used (100,000,000 bytes), no doctype, alternance between uppercase and lowercase markup, use of deprecated markup (center, font, etc.), a lot of inline styles, more Javascript than I could ever dream of, no alt text, three style tags located below a lot of content and containing HTML comments, three body tags, markup after the closing body and html tags, etc.